#like my schlong

[freak-accident419]

angry sex w joosh/jfutz would go crazy

like i know hes a full on dick but idk hes kinda fine

like do you guys see the vision?!?

UGHHH HIS PIERCINGS PAIRED W THE BACK TATTOO IM GOING FERAL

[54prowl]

no manhwa out there will hit like summer solstice point

[temeyes]

pfp change!! ft an actual doodle of myself gaspppp!!

[phoenixtakaramono]

If you aren’t following me on Twitter, here’s your update that some shenanigans are abrewing

[ficandkaboodle]

I am only going to say this about the accent discourse: I stopped taking accents as seriously/trusting my understanding of them when:

1. My dad grew up in an area with a very distinct accent culture and he never developed one. His dialect might change slightly around certain company, but not enough for anyone to claim he has an accent.

2. I was 16 years old when I realized my mother, who grew up in the same city as my dad, had an accent. And this wasn’t a deal of me having grown up in a house with her or anything, I recognized others around her had an accent — just not her. And it’s the same bloody accent they had.

Accents. Are. Weird. And inconsistent. Sometimes they happen, sometimes they don’t, and other times they do but they’re kinda wonky depending on the person and their experiences. 🤷🏽‍♀️ Case in point: I just headcanon that Copia, if not raised in Italy, spent a hefty chunk of some earlier part of his life there, and spent his formative years chowing down on American media and let that inform his accent and dialect morphing. It can happen. Either side can potentially be right but it doesn’t really matter because Tobias doesn’t even care that much. We’re all just here to watch a family of mainly old men quite literally fuck around and leave breadcrumbs of backstory that we scatter at like rats in a dungeon, so can we just eat our morsels and chillax?

[soulflatter]

[asteria7fics]

Ewily ask!

Tallest to shortest of the main 5? (Butters, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman)

Hehehe this is my favorite because height headcanons are so contentious!

From tallest to shortest:

Butters (6'2)

Kyle (6')

Stan (6', or 5'11 and a half, if we wanna be specific. He would round up to 6. Kyle would take issue with this. This has been an argument between them.)

Kenny (5'9)

Cartman (5'7)

So you were honestly very close with the way you worded your ask!

I think the only one whose height anyone specifically mentions in the fic is Cartman's, though I did try to line them up semi accurately in my cover photo! Nifty little thing about police lineups hehehe

Thank you for the ask!! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

[3-aem]

telling me that you found my tumblr sounds like a threat tbh

[lalunanymph]

"why do you lift so heavy?"

to carry the weight of my fave's cocks uh duh

[archersartcorner]

The way Pib’s hypothetical thrice upon a time was described in the last Adventuring Party had me wondering how that would play out in the final fight… Super self-indulgent, but I liked the idea that Tomas would insist on popping out of Mother Goose’s book to protect his scared lil kitty :-) I think this miller’s son should FIGHT

[koskela-knights]

I am unwell 😳👀🍆

(Recorded from Champion of Light's vid on YT

also i couldn't upload the gif for being too big 😳😔 )

[po3tictrag3dy]

i ate 1 (one) and a half new york steaks, many jalapeno cheddar potatoes, a pan worth of baked beans and drank that stupid fucking liquid death water. i am going to lay down for 5 (five) minutes then immediately get up and eat cheesecake.

[tadokorochann]

friendly announcement that I have also gone feral for this man in addition to ghost.

[barbreypilled]

there is absolutely nothing more demoralizing than getting into one of those autism depression spirals where u find it physically offputting to engage w any media that u aren’t directly obsessed with like EW I feel like those ppl who always comment on posts about reading more to get better at writing something along the lines of ‘well I read my own fanfiction does that count ☝🏻🤓’ like I PROMISE IM NOT DOING THAT BUT THE PROSPECT OF FINDING A NEW GYM AUDIOBOOK IS ACTIVELY MAKING ME WANT TO EAT MY OWN HAIR

[valentinoappreciator]

i just want a pack of brad-x to hunt me down in the jungle and fuck me as their reward when they eventually do catch me 😔

[millkyyo]

Everytime I see an edit of Law with the ‘Come on fuck me emo boy’ song I’m just yeah whatever the lyrics say honestly