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freak-accident419 · 11 months ago
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angry sex w joosh/jfutz would go crazy
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like i know hes a full on dick but idk hes kinda fine
like do you guys see the vision?!?
UGHHH HIS PIERCINGS PAIRED W THE BACK TATTOO IM GOING FERAL
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54prowl · 15 days ago
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no manhwa out there will hit like summer solstice point
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temeyes · 9 months ago
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pfp change!! ft an actual doodle of myself gaspppp!!
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phoenixtakaramono · 3 months ago
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If you aren’t following me on Twitter, here’s your update that some shenanigans are abrewing
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wrylu · 9 months ago
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idk why i'm so moody these days but i find my despair funny
aka my average day as of now
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soulflatter · 27 days ago
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asteria7fics · 5 months ago
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Ewily ask!
Tallest to shortest of the main 5? (Butters, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman)
Hehehe this is my favorite because height headcanons are so contentious!
From tallest to shortest:
Butters (6'2)
Kyle (6')
Stan (6', or 5'11 and a half, if we wanna be specific. He would round up to 6. Kyle would take issue with this. This has been an argument between them.)
Kenny (5'9)
Cartman (5'7)
So you were honestly very close with the way you worded your ask!
I think the only one whose height anyone specifically mentions in the fic is Cartman's, though I did try to line them up semi accurately in my cover photo! Nifty little thing about police lineups hehehe
Thank you for the ask!! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
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3-aem · 1 year ago
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telling me that you found my tumblr sounds like a threat tbh
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lalunanymph · 11 months ago
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"why do you lift so heavy?"
to carry the weight of my fave's cocks uh duh
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archersartcorner · 2 years ago
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The way Pib’s hypothetical thrice upon a time was described in the last Adventuring Party had me wondering how that would play out in the final fight… Super self-indulgent, but I liked the idea that Tomas would insist on popping out of Mother Goose’s book to protect his scared lil kitty :-) I think this miller’s son should FIGHT
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koskela-knights · 11 months ago
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I am unwell 😳👀🍆
(Recorded from Champion of Light's vid on YT
also i couldn't upload the gif for being too big 😳😔 )
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po3tictrag3dy · 3 months ago
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i ate 1 (one) and a half new york steaks, many jalapeno cheddar potatoes, a pan worth of baked beans and drank that stupid fucking liquid death water. i am going to lay down for 5 (five) minutes then immediately get up and eat cheesecake.
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tadokorochann · 5 months ago
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friendly announcement that I have also gone feral for this man in addition to ghost.
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barbreypilled · 6 months ago
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there is absolutely nothing more demoralizing than getting into one of those autism depression spirals where u find it physically offputting to engage w any media that u aren’t directly obsessed with like EW I feel like those ppl who always comment on posts about reading more to get better at writing something along the lines of ‘well I read my own fanfiction does that count ☝🏻🤓’ like I PROMISE IM NOT DOING THAT BUT THE PROSPECT OF FINDING A NEW GYM AUDIOBOOK IS ACTIVELY MAKING ME WANT TO EAT MY OWN HAIR
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valentinoappreciator · 8 months ago
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i just want a pack of brad-x to hunt me down in the jungle and fuck me as their reward when they eventually do catch me 😔
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millkyyo · 11 months ago
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Everytime I see an edit of Law with the ‘Come on fuck me emo boy’ song I’m just yeah whatever the lyrics say honestly
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